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Hard BarTM
Instructions of Use
 1) Get your hand off
it.
2) Remove sock
from pants.
3) Remove other sock from
pants. 4)
Remove condom from packet.
5) Check USE BY date. If currently
dating, check if USED BY
date.
6)
Squeeze end to expel air. 7) Do same to condom.
8) Roll
back. (Note: if circumcised, you are exempt from GST as you have
already given 10%.)
WARNING: Batch No. and USE BY date may be obscured
by the diminishing soap, friction, teeth marks or blurred vision.
Jump in the tub, and give it a
rub, the longer, the harder, the better,
When it comes up hard, go the whole yard, cause inside you'll find
a French Letter,
Dont start to cry if
you've soap in your eye, Cause the tears, they will start
flowing.
She'll take one look and pout,
"It's on inside out!", you won't know if your coming or going.
So lather up good, you know where you
should, Gee that spot just makes it
get wetter,
Now get with the scene,
enjoy sex that is clean, the longer, the harder, the better...
Written by Chris
Ferguson
Do you know
someone Dirty?
The Hard BarTM is the perfect 18th or 21st
birthday present for the "Hard to buy for
male"
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